Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Dereliction Of Duty

Did I forget to make a post after the Seahawks won the freakin' Super Bowl? I did! Jeeehosaphat!

Sorry, that introductary paragraph was misleading. The Seahawks didn't actually win the Super Bowl. They utterly dominated what was smugly referred to as the best offense in the history of the game. 43-8. The defense DISMANTLED and GROUND TO DUST each individual component of that offensive machine and looked like they belonged in a higher league doing it. It was a HUMILIATION, pure and simple.

I normally wouldn't revel so obnoxiously but the lead-up to the game had the Bronco-backers so...infuriatingly smug that the schadenfruede is a delicious gelato. <--simile

That is all. #FelixHernandez #FaceOfMLB

(psst...that's not how it works)

QUIET YOU!